Monday, October 1, 2007, 1:16 PM
They suck.
Lord Almighty do they suck!
How bad do they suck? It has been reported that Slippery Rock University is looking to book an exhibition game with the Bears. In Soldier Field. In January. At night. The early line has SLU as an 8.5 point favorite.
And just so we're on the same page, its Slippery Rocks field hockey team that wants the game.
The women's field hockey team.
The women's Alumni field hockey team.
Where do you start with this team? How about with the General Manager who left his offensive line intact during the off-season instead of upgrading some of the oldest players. Or left us with Cedric Benson as the starter when your only back-ups are the other Adrian Peterson and little Garrett Wolfe? Or gave us three, pocket passing quarterbacks to play in front of this same - leaking like a broken dam - offensive line?
Or how about receivers who catch the ball like cross-eyed hippos with snowshoes taped to their hands?
Or players who have 14 penalties for 102 cyds?
It's a shame that the only time a fan gets excited is when Devon Hester is running or fumbling, or when a field goal is good or blocked.
This is way beyond ugly fans. This is chew-your-arm-off-to-get-out-of-the-Bear-trap ugly.
And here we all thought it was Rex Grossman's fault.
Lord Almighty do they suck!
How bad do they suck? It has been reported that Slippery Rock University is looking to book an exhibition game with the Bears. In Soldier Field. In January. At night. The early line has SLU as an 8.5 point favorite.
And just so we're on the same page, its Slippery Rocks field hockey team that wants the game.
The women's field hockey team.
The women's Alumni field hockey team.
Where do you start with this team? How about with the General Manager who left his offensive line intact during the off-season instead of upgrading some of the oldest players. Or left us with Cedric Benson as the starter when your only back-ups are the other Adrian Peterson and little Garrett Wolfe? Or gave us three, pocket passing quarterbacks to play in front of this same - leaking like a broken dam - offensive line?
Or how about receivers who catch the ball like cross-eyed hippos with snowshoes taped to their hands?
Or players who have 14 penalties for 102 cyds?
It's a shame that the only time a fan gets excited is when Devon Hester is running or fumbling, or when a field goal is good or blocked.
This is way beyond ugly fans. This is chew-your-arm-off-to-get-out-of-the-Bear-trap ugly.
And here we all thought it was Rex Grossman's fault.
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